I’m lucky in that I was nearly an adult by the time social media really became a thing. That means that while some of the stupid stuff I participated in probably did make it onto film a handful of times, none of it ended up on social media.
It seems that as the years go on, folks are more and more willing to put their guard down and post about every little thing that goes on in their lives. Most of it is mundane, some of it is just TMI, and every once in a while a WTF is thrown in there for good measure, or something.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, thank your friends for being normal and consider this my gift to you. Warning: There’s a very good chance that you’re going to be asking yourself where the world went wrong before this is over.
This guy can use his mods as muzzles when he needs to
Is S&M sex education a thing?
I present to you: creepy collection man!
I’m all for showing off a collection that you’re proud of, but you could at least put some clothes on before lounging around with it. If he’s trying to be seductive, he needs to rethink the entire thing.
You are what you… Drink?
Fetishes are fine
I just don’t even know where to start with this one
Okay, so we have some dude, (presumably) his cat, a gun, and some squash. Maybe he lives somewhere that you have to hunt squash? Maybe that’s his guard cat? Maybe you should come to your own conclusions about this picture; I’m clearly no good at detective work.
This woman obviously has her priorities straight
This gentleman clearly doesn’t quite grasp how selfies work
I can hear the conversation. “So I just hold up the phone and pose?” The look on his face tells me that even he doesn’t expect it to work; you would think that he would have noticed that the person who took this picture of him was holding a completely different kind of phone, but apparently not.
You know that this was very likely constructed by some drunk college kid
Other than drunkenly falling off the toilet one too many times, I cannot think of a reason for something like this to exist. To be completely honest, I don’t know whether I should be concerned or impressed by this invention.
2017: The year we forgot how to open pizza boxes
This may be the dumbest person alive? pic.twitter.com/6eSizmGB1h
— Nike and Jordan Pics (@Nike_Dojo) September 22, 2014
Now, I don’t know much about pizza boxes over in the UK, but I can definitely tell which side is which when I get my pizza. Also, it would be far more difficult to open a box like that upside down. And what about the little white table things they put in to ensure that you don’t end up with cheese squished all over the top of the box; wouldn’t that cause an issue? So many questions…
I guess you learn something new every day
For instance, today I learned that there are people out there who think that a sunny side up egg is an acceptable replacement for fabric when you’re patching clothes. Personally I’d rather just walk around with holes in my clothes, but to each their own.
Ohh, so this is how stupidity is spreading to new generations
You’ve probably heard the saying “work smarter, not harder”
Don’t have a grill but have a shopping cart? Problem solved!
I’m not quite sure what’s happening here
There are plenty of hair growth stimulating products on the market
But this guys wasn’t buying it. He probably already had the brushes on hand, but even if he didn’t this way would be a whole lot cheaper. That said, this is something you should keep within the walls of your own home.
I’m not blaming the kid, here
Kids don’t know any better; I’m blaming the adult who a) clearly handed him the drink wrong and then b) proceeded to take a picture of the kid’s confusion and post it to their social media for the lulz. Kids need education, not photoshoots.
This guy who thought the world needed to see him shaving
And then there’s this
And there you have it – Solid proof that social media is either making us dumber or just letting us document our stupidity for all time. Either way, it’s scary.
Well, that’s enough internet for me for the day! What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever seen someone post a picture of?